This blog is officially out of commission.

Yup. 

DECREPIT.

RUN-DOWN.

NEVER TO BE UPDATED AFTER THIS POST.

So, If you want, you can head over to my main blog. It has a lot of fandom-related stuff, bad puns whenever I can find them, stuff I find funny, and recently a whole lot of flying lawnmowers. I’m pretty much always on there, so feel free to send me an ask if you want to talk! (Just hope that tumblr doesn’t eat it, it tends to do that.)

I also have a sciencey blog where I liveblog documentaries, make videos of science experiments, and write about things I find cool.

And lastly, if you liked Portal 2, I just recently started an angry!Wheatley rp blog. As of now, I am horrible at roleplaying, but we’ll see how it turns out. If you want to get insulted by  power-mad!Wheatley or submit Wheatley-esque insults, head on over.

And that’s that! 

Cheerio!

*~=ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION=~*

HOLY SHIT, an IRL friend of mine has found this blog.

I don’t know how he did it, but this means Imma delete about half of the posts now.

Evan, darling, YOU ARE A MAGICIAN. Seriously, I’m not offended or creeped out or anything, just seriously impressed by your skills. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

Update: Holy sweet baby jesus, I just finished deleting things that had to do with the people who found out about this blog. WHY DID I POST ALL OF THAT WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYOHMYGOD.

Wowowowow, so yeah. I almost forgot this blog existed!

UPDATE-Y STUFF.

CLASSES, holy fuck so many classes. Too many, perhaps? I thought, hey, okay, seven classes, not too bad, hey, let me take a drawing class, too, oh hey, let me take that drawing class, too (which I tragically forgot about tonight until there were only 20 munites left). -____-

Next semester, I’m gonna take FIFTEEN CREDITS. Not this 20 bullshit. (Well, technically 19, because that’s the limit for freshmen, but the choir director is letting me sing anyways.)

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But my parents are in Florence, Italy at an art opening that my dad’s in, and they’re having a blast, so that’s good! The website’s here, it’s pretty cool. 

So I have four midterms this week and one next week. I keep feeling like a useless pile because m nose isn’t constantly in a textbook, but then I remember that I finished my computer science lab in about 20 minutes this morning. This is good, I am actually good at something. (Granted, it was a really easy lab, but it still counts.)

I bought a pair of athletic shorts today because, well, because I like sleeping in shorts.

Who decided to put those stupid underwear things in athletic shorts? Really, it’s like they were adapted from a bathing suit design. 

They would prevent accidental flashing and stuff, though. Oh well, we’ll see what my scissors have to say about that.

My math classes officially contain more symbols than numbers. 
This makes me inordinately happy.

My math classes officially contain more symbols than numbers. 

This makes me inordinately happy.

Holy CRAP that was a lot of astronomy. It seemed to work, though, so that’s good!

And I also found a super secret study room. It seems to help. A LOT.

You know how macaroni and cheese is a thing that exists, right?

Welp, I just made myself some cheese with macaroni. And hot sauce. Lots of it. 

But seriously, that was like a whole bag of Daiya, which is this divine vegan cheese. 

So good.

Time and Stuff

You know, they say you should spend three hours outside of class studying the material that was covered in lecture. SOOOO, my classes are as follows:

3x a week: physics 2, calculus 3, linear algebra

2x a week: intro to computer science, astronomy

1x a week: “Fun with polymers”, Chorale, physics lab, calc recitation, physics recitation, Computer science lab

If we calculate this out, I spend about 21.75 hours (1305 minutes) sitting in class every week. 

My major classes meet:

3x a week: physics 2, calc 3, linear algebra

2x a week: computer science, astronomy

1x a week: chorale

For these ones, I should be probably be spending the college’s recommended three hours studying for. (For clarity’s sake, they say three hours studying what you learned in lecture. So for every lecture, tack on three hours of studying.)

Physics lab takes up a chunk of time to write the lab report and read the lab itself before class, so we’ll say two hours should cover the “studying” for that. I also have a computer science lab - in reality, anyone with a pulse can finish the lab in under an hour outside of class, but for consistency’s sake, let’s treat it like the physics lab and say two hours of outside work plus class. Both meet once a week.

If we whip out our calculators, we’ll find that the college would have me spend a whopping 46 hours (2760 minutes) per week studying. 

There are 168 hours (10,080 minutes) in a week, including weekends. Adding up the time spent in lecture and the time I “should” be studying, we get 67.75 hours (4065 minutes). Subtract that from the time in a week, we get 100.25 hours (6015 minutes) left in the week for everything else.

From there, we can say that that evens out to about 14.3 hours (859.2857 minutes) per day, if we use a seven day week and work an equal amount on weekends.

How long should we say we sleep every night? Personally, I really like sleep, so let’s go with nine hours a night. That leaves us with about 5.3 hours left per day. 5.3 hours to eat, actually get to class, run any errands, socialize, relax, actually fall asleep, shower, and everything else that makes up daily life. It would run out really quickly, trust me. (Just to get to class, it takes me anywhere between 10 to 20 minutes and another 10 - 20 to get back.)

Just to be clear, that total includes weekends. Say goodbye to free weekends.

Although, if you put that much effort into learning, you would have the highest GPA in the history of ever.

tl;dr - Procrastination sucks unless you calculate how much time you should be spending not procrastinating.

Holy crap.

Spicy hot sauce is spicy.

My sinuses are liking this, but my tongue will be cursing the name Sriracha for ages to come.